I HATE spiders. They have far too many legs, they are far too fast and they are just, well, creepy. I hate that they always wait until Kevin is at work before they pounce, forcing me to attack them with the hoover, or bash them with the nearest heavy thing. Whenever I see one, I inadvertently do a flappy, hopping up and down type dance which the kids think is hilarious. I know it’s mad, I know they wont hurt me, but even so – I think they should be banished. Forever.
- Dogs wearing clothes
I know it should probably be the people who dress the dogs who get condemned to Room 101, but you get the drift. Dogs are animals, they have fur coats – they really don’t need a tutu, a headband or a hoodie. It’s just wrong.
- People who park on pavements